In his latest eyebrow-raising moment, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has claimed he’s a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien vampire on a mission to return to his home planet.
Known for his eccentric persona and headline-grabbing remarks, Musk has taken things to a whole new dimension—literally. The Tesla and SpaceX founder made the bizarre statement amid growing public interest in his increasingly unconventional worldview.
This year alone, Musk has sparked controversy by openly backing Donald Trump during the presidential race. Following Trump’s victory, Musk was tapped to head the newly launched Department of Government Efficiency—humorously abbreviated as DOGE—a nod to the meme cryptocurrency he once famously helped popularize.
Whether he’s serious or simply trolling in true Musk fashion, one thing is clear: the world’s most unpredictable billionaire isn’t done surprising us.
Just when you thought Elon Musk couldn’t get any more unpredictable, the billionaire tech titan has done it again—this time claiming he’s a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien vampire… who also wants to cut $2 trillion from government spending.
Although the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (or DOGE, as it’s conveniently acronymed) isn’t an official federal agency, Musk has been tapped to lead the initiative following Donald Trump’s return to the presidency. The goal? Review the federal budget from an outsider’s perspective—and apparently, from another planet.
But the story took an even stranger turn this week when Musk began posting a series of offbeat memes and cryptic jokes on his platform, X (formerly Twitter), where he’s known for stirring the pot.
One post read:
“Would you believe it, my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30 this morning.”
He followed up with:
“Luckily, I was still up playing my bagpipes.”
A follower shot back:
“You don’t sleep because you’re a vampire?”
They even unearthed an old tweet where Musk had once declared:
“Full disclosure, I’m actually a 3,000-year-old vampire. It’s such a trial assuming all these false identities over the centuries!”
Musk responded in classic deadpan fashion:
“I’m a time-traveling vampire,” before casually adding:
“…also an alien.”
Whether it’s performance art, next-level trolling, or a cosmic confession, Musk continues to blur the line between reality and satire. One thing’s for sure—when Elon Musk tweets, the internet listens.
As Elon Musk’s outlandish claims about being a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien vampire lit up his platform X, the internet did what it does best—spiraled into meme-fueled chaos.
“ELON WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE,” one user posted, echoing the thoughts of many.
Another chimed in:
“Elon has memes on standby for any situation lmao.”
A third added with a sigh of solidarity:
“It’s nice knowing Elon also has insomnia like the rest of us.”
While the digital world wrestled with whether Musk was joking, trolling, or just being Musk, real-world politics took a sharp turn into sci-fi satire.
Following Donald Trump’s return to the presidency, the newly minted Department of Government Efficiency—DOGE—has been tasked with overhauling the entire federal budget. Musk, now at the helm of this initiative, has pledged to slash an eye-popping $2 trillion in spending.
In a bold public statement, Musk declared:
“This will send shockwaves through the system—and anyone involved in government waste, which is a lot of people!”
Despite its meme-worthy acronym, DOGE isn’t built to last. The department is set to dissolve on July 4, 2026, aligning with the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. According to Trump, that date will mark not just a national celebration—but a symbolic moment of governmental rebirth.
At a recent rally, the president-elect praised Musk’s involvement with trademark bravado:
“I don’t think I can get him full-time—he’s a little bit busy sending rockets up and doing all the things he does.”
“But he said the waste in this country is crazy. And we’re going to get Elon Musk to be our cost-cutter.”
Alien vampire or not, Musk now has his sights set on trimming the fat from federal bureaucracy—bagpipes, memes, and all.