South Park has returned with a vengeance—and this time, not even Satan wants anything to do with Donald Trump.
In the explosive Season 27 premiere, President Trump makes a jaw-dropping appearance, climbing into bed naked with Satan, only to be met with disgust. The devil bluntly declares Trump’s anatomy is so “f**king small” he can’t even see it. The former president, undeterred, threatens to sue the entire town of South Park.
This outrageous scene comes just after creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a massive new deal with Paramount, making the episode’s timing—and audacity—even more pointed.
Adding fuel to the fire, Trump is shown firing an artist for depicting his manhood as too small—while South Park takes full creative liberty mocking it on full display.
The White House reportedly didn’t take the episode lightly, firing back in what’s quickly becoming one of the most controversial premieres in the show’s history.
South Park just dropped its most blistering political satire to date—and yes, it cost a staggering $30 million to produce. That’s the going rate per episode under Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s eye-popping $1.5 billion deal with Paramount+, which includes 50 new episodes.
And episode one? It’s already set the internet ablaze.
The Season 27 premiere features Donald Trump stripped naked and climbing into bed with Satan—who recoils in horror. “It’s so f**king small I can’t even see it,” Satan groans, referring to Trump’s genitals. When Satan presses him about the Epstein list, he remarks, “It’s strange that you always tell people to calm down when it comes up.” Then—yes—Satan slaps him.
The episode only gets more surreal.
South Park’s townspeople settle a $3.5 billion lawsuit by airing a pro-Trump deepfake video. In it, a computer-generated Trump wanders the desert naked, his comically small genitalia fully animated—and fully erect, though still underwhelming. A booming narrator declares:
“Trump: His penis is teeny-tiny, but his love for us is large.”
The video closes with a redirect to the faux site HeTrumpedUs.com, hammering the satire home.
For longtime fans, this isn’t the first time South Park’s Satan has had a controversial love life (remember Saddam Hussein?). But in a twist, Satan—resurrected after dying in a duel with ManBearPig—draws a hard line: Trump is too much, even for the Prince of Darkness.
The Trump administration’s response? Swift and scathing. Officials blasted the show as “fourth-rate comedy” and accused “the Left” of orchestrating a smear campaign.
With 49 episodes to go, South Park is clearly just getting started—and no one is safe.
The Trump administration wasted no time firing back at South Park following its jaw-dropping Season 27 premiere.
In an official statement, the White House lashed out at both the show’s creators and their political critics, saying:
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they attacked South Park for so-called ‘offensive’ content, and now suddenly they’re praising it.”
The response didn’t stop there. The statement continued:
“Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content. That’s why their popularity continues to plummet. This show hasn’t been relevant in over 20 years and now clings to life with uninspired, desperate attempts to stay in the spotlight.”
And in a final jab, the administration doubled down on Trump’s accomplishments:
“President Trump has delivered more results in just six months than any other president in American history — and no fourth-rate cartoon is going to derail his momentum.”
Safe to say, they didn’t find the episode funny.